Like i always say, “If you don’t like it, get your ass up on the meathook!”. Shuts those nasty vegans up real quick.

Insidious vegoons! Trying to ruin the price of alfalfa.

Uncles are great. My uncle doesn’t have cows, but he still gets me a couple pints of the good red stuff every month.

It’s ethical if the animal chooses their fate. Consent matters. So I put a nice big ‘donate your flesh’ sign next to my bear traps. Even got a juicy hiker once!

You cook your rocky mountain oysters? I just shuck 'em and drink 'em, straight from the sac! They come with extra ‘cocktail sauce’ that way.