It was ‘mike’ when I was a kid, and I know it’s ‘mic’ now but I’m old and stubborn and I’ve always resisted it. By the ordinary rules of phonics, ‘mic’ should be the first syllable of that burger place with piss-yellow arches.

Giuliani is clearly mentally gone, and gone further day by day.

The invented crime of ‘jaywalking’ has always been a kickback to automakers.

Exactly. So the issue of genocide in Gaza is effectively moot in the 2024 election. Both sides are pro-genocide, so decide your vote on other issues. Trump, of course, is better on exactly none of the issues.

I’m sure he heard giggles about it all his life. Now he’s dead, and still we giggle.

Whatever happens on November 5 and after, it’s been nice having a President who doesn’t always, by his nature, rule out doing the right thing once in a while.

Rich white folks will do OK, though.

I have a $50 bet riding on it, which I’d love to lose, but my money says Trump never sees half an hour of jail time.

That’s a 3.00 GPA.

Boeing effectively is the US military, so it’s in zero danger of going out of business, no matter how incompetently it’s run.

Also (sorry, but old guy here) the nozzle sometimes unexpectedly sprays sideways. It’s no worry if you’re sitting down, but if you’re standing up you might’ve just wet your pants… or the pants of the unlucky schmoe at the neighboring urinal.

Harris: Let’s do not enough about climate change.

Trump: Let’s burn the planet to the ground.

Not every post, comment, or spoken word in life is intended to convince anyone of anything. It’s a laugh, for folks with a sense of humor.

If I hadn’t switched from Chrome years ago, this would be a kick in the pants to make it happen. The internet without ad-blockers is a swirling cesspool of endless annoyances.

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Blocked, grazi.

I’m not sure how cynical to be about this. Probably it’ll suck, because almost everything sucks, but jeez if it’s done right a counterculture reminder could be a marvel.

It’s from the same guy who runs the Beat Museum in North Beach, which opened some years after I moved away from San Francisco, so I’ve never seen it. Any bay area locals want to chime in, and tell me whether the Beat Museum is worthwhile?

Laughed at for stupidity.

I love this! It’s from 1869…

“Why is my movie not being shown on NBC prior to the election?” Morris wrote on X. “It’s about a policy that was disgusting and should not be allowed to happen again. Make your own inferences.”