This was posted in my D&D party’s group chat. Lorenzo steps outside to take a call, things are moving but we were still collecting evidence. Ten minutes later, he returns to “Hey, we solved all the murders and are about to enter combat with all the bad guys at once, roll initiative”
I only really know what my dad experienced doing safety stuff for BASF. According to him, the German facilities don’t have to idiot-proof their man-killing contraptions, because if there is a sign saying “Do not touch this high-voltage wire” the German workers will follow directions and not touch the high-voltage wire, even if doing so would make their job go faster.
Also, the fact that germans pay for gas after pumping it was a huge shock to me. I can’t imagine having that much trust in society at large.
But chili should be banned forever
What about Dutch infrastructure speaks to you? I’m not very familiar about things outside of burgerland
There was a study that suggests that autistics have more consistent moral behaviors than the “healthy population”, which would back up that claim.
I actually disagree with this. In my experience austistics are just as prone to believing things because they feel true as NTs. We definitely value reason more, though, but I’m not sure how much of that is in reaction to how NTs treat us
That is some psycho behavior right there. Glad you escaped a serial killer alive
Sometimes you just need to crop the image a bit and repost
Fantastic if you need a computer in your pocket. Terrible for everything else
daily hour of sleep
This right here was the problem
I had just discovered how much fun coffee was, and thusly was not sleeping very much. Would regularly go days without sleep. Shadow people were common. Definitely did some brain damage
Only as much as yours is.
These things are called skinny pigs. They’re sort of like the pugs of the rodent world, in that they were designed like this because some people think they look cute. Like pugs, their life is eternal suffering. They will never know what it feels like to be warm. They will get sick easier since their body is already battling the freezing 70°F air we prefer, and they also are as inbred as a purebred dog. Their life is short and sad and not worth the $300 per hungry scrotum (and you must get at least two or they will get lonely; for reference, a normal piggy cost about $20-$40)
To make matters worse, one of the ways that piggies argue is by tearing out each other’s butt hair. These little bastard children of somebody’s discarded foreskin have no butt hair. Thusly, you will find out that your little scrotumlings had an argument when you see one of them bleeding, which will need immediate medical attention and might get them infected with something.
The best way to allow your little shivering scrotum to temporarily be not miserable to provide a heating pad to warm themselves in (and pee/poop all over) and lots of loose blankets or cloth to burrow in.
On the bright side, most modern phones can read a flash drive from the USB-C port, so you can just carry a 256 GB flash drive on your Keychain and you’re all good
The last two numbers are the only relevant stats since this hasn’t been adjusted for inflation. Point is still correct though.
Back when i was 18, I was dragging myself out of bed for work after waking up from my daily hour of sleep, and while I was in the shower I looked down and saw someone’s feet in the shower with me. I was a bit startled, but after looking around I realized I was alone. To make it even more creepy, the feet were reading my mind. I would think about wiggling my toes, and the toes would wiggle.
I wasn’t until I reached down and tried to pick them up that I realized that they were my own feet.
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My friend got a call from me at 3 am saying there was a floating midget at my front door. I was very insistent that it couldnt be an alien, because aliens don’t exist.
For context, I hadn’t slept in about 3 days, due to my newfound love of coffee.
Probably has been about 10-11 years for me. I made my account because of /r/thebutton, of all things.
Can confirm. There was a “Hispanic” girl at my high school whose parents were actually from Spain.