Leider nein, leider gar nicht 😞

I couldn’t even gift weed to other consenting adults. That’s rather idiotic in my view. Imagine you’d go to a party but everyone was only allowed to carry a certain amount of alcohol (ok, 25 grams of weed are a lot). You could only drink what you brought, couldn’t taste anything else, couldn’t leave leftovers for the host and couldn’t drink in front of the house if there was a playground in sight.

Our barbarian beer conservatives would let hell break loose. But those regulations apply to weed, so they aren’t strict enough.

Edit: I intended to write “Bavarian beer conservatives”, but I fucked up. Now I like this version even better.

They’re not allowed to sell. They have to be non-profit clubs you can become a member of (with a max size per club) and then you can receive weed that has been grown there. Which means each club decides what they grow for themselves and they can only start to grow on Monday. So there’ll be no legal weed for months except the one you grow yourself.

Mine will be ready for harvest in about a week 💖

That law is flawed and lacks refinement, but at least I can do what everybody has been doing for like forever, but now legal.

Do this, and tell them how you felt back then.

Still no, sorry. We seem to have very different understandings of those things.

There’s a fetish for everything.

I’m selling a wig made of my sweaty balls hair, anyone interested?

They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn’t they?

I don’t know where on that spectrum I’m flying, but I’ve been adopted by an extrovert and then introduced to her friends. That meant a lot for me and I’m incredibly thankful.

I did both to be honest. And I don’t want to pirate media, I’m fine with sane pricing for good quality. It’s just that currently they focus on neither, so I’m just stopping to give them money.

That all studios do the last few years is remakes and sequels and it’s boring as hell.

How can you understand that sentence as a call for piracy?

School shootings make the news and they’re a part of American traditions as well.

At least the bigger ones, the small, weekly events are barely covered.

That’s because I didn’t make that argument. Exactly the opposite to be honest.

Me and my sister got encircled once by about ten cows while we wanted to visit our pony which was on the same absurdly big pasture. As they closed in, our little Shetland pony raced in to our rescue and showed them who’s boss in seconds. That was surprising in multiple ways. Especially as I didn’t expect ponies to be that protective to their scratch givers.

I hope your dog was able to overcome the trauma with time and therapy 😅

Me as a kid: running away from a curious cow

The cow, running behind me: “wait, I want to check you out! What are we running away from anyways?”

You should totally do it. Live a little!

Besides that, Putin can go fuck himself.

Can I rather pass butter?

Ugh, I’m really pissed. Please, content producers. Look in the mirrors and check if you are the assholes. You might be surprised by what you see.

Instead you could stop making shitty movies and reheating successful recipes. And stop inventing three new streaming services every week.

What about a meta streaming service. One subscription for everything and companies get paid by the share of the views their shoes shows (I’m not that interested in the shoes to be honest) had. Maybe make your own fronts for your services if you insist, but everything is accessible through one subscription.

I’m so tired of getting shit on by corporations to later read I’m the problem. People are sick of this shit. Stop being assholes and people will happily pay for your content! I want to pay for things I enjoy, but I just cancelled Netflix because they suck so fucking hard.

I love and want to use that, but I struggle to find a usage. That would make a shitty dashboard view and it would be wasted for some single purpose switch. And stacked views would make an always on direct interface… Slower than grabbing my phone.

But I still love it

Uh, that’s interesting. That would be really nice for my … uhm, grown up indoor plantation management.

And not a slap to the wrist. They caused a lot more harm than Joe from the neighborhood who got caught with an ounce of weed before it was legalized, but they get away with it. Again and again.

Fuck greedy corporations