Didn’t expect to be surprised by a spider, but gotta say, this woman is inspired, and when I started checking out her other tracks, Yosemite hit me just right:

Only I know who I am
I am not woman or man
Protector of water and land
A voice or the meek and the damned
I rally all who are chosen
Who don’t let society hold them
Asylum for the hurt and the broken
Precious metal, I am golden
Of the moon and the sun
Where I’m from is outside of the matrix, yeah
It has begun, revolution, we gotta say this, yeah
I don’t need faith because I see, because I feel this
I don’t believe because I know I am the seed
Call it what you want
Call it what you need
There’s a shift, there’s a glitch in this reality
Now it’s up to us
Now it’s up to me
To invoke what was spoken through the air that we breathe
Call it what you want
Call it what you need
There’s a shift, there’s a glitch in this reality
Now it’s up to us
Now it’s up to me
To invoke what was spoken through the air that we breathe
Oh, oh, oh-oh, ooh-oh
Oh, ooh-oh, oh-oh, ooh-oh
Oh, ooh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
A voice of the meek and the damned
Precious metal, I am golden
Don’t let society hold them
Call it what you want
Call it what you need
There’s a shift, there’s a glitch in this reality
Now it’s up to us
Now it’s up to me
To invoke what was spoken through the air that we breathe

Reporting for duty. Can’t wait to crunch me some Nazis!

Oh, wait, you meant a Golem… well, if it doesn’t work out with the clay, gimme a call.

Barbarian.

I’d like to kindly inform you that our use of Timecubes is well within interdimensional regulations. It’s humans who do all the crazy conspiracy ranting, that’s entirely on you guys.

Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.

Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.

Funny you should mention this, as I too am curious, having just posted a rap in French in support of the Revolution. So you got me looking:

This remix from Tim Burton’s version ain’t metal, but it’s got some crunch.

But this is probably more what you’re looking for - Planet of the Apes - Deconstruction - Devin Townsend Project

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Damn, I think I found a new hunting mix. I love listening to jungle on the earbuds when chasing down deer.

Attack what?

We have nothing to do with the China situation. That’s entirely the fault of the Yeti.