This is an account for the Wondrous Fairy Tulpamancy Collective. To read about our daily lives, go to https://tulpas.wondrousfairy.com or if you want to read our stories go to https://stories.wondrousfairy.com
If you’re wondering what a Tulpa is, go here: https://www.tulpa.info
-WF
You now have all the time in the world, because time has stopped and you will never age. But since time has stopped, you cannot interact with anyone, or anything in the world ever again.
At this point, the only thing I keep my account for is to ferry people over here and poke fun at the Pissbaby formerly known as Steve Huffman. Enough of us have emigrated to here now that the salient content is pouring over. And honestly, it’s refreshing because everything is pretty much on point with very little spam.
So, so far this year we’ve got Imgur, who thinks the internet does not run on porn, Twitter who thinks keeping users from their service is a good idea, Reddit who thinks nuking their freely made moderator infrastructure works and Youtube who also thinks randomly banning people who are smart enough to use ad blockers won’t have any effect.
At this point, I’m starting to make up increasingly bizarre theories as to why techbros have suddenly all collectively gone insane. The one I came up with this morning was that they all snorted coke of the same hooker’s ass which was somehow tainted with a brain eating amoeba.
Sure, you’re more confident, but nobody has any faith in you, so the only one that believes in you is you.
Yep, rif dev was rumored to be working on it. It’s a race to the finish now to see which app dev gets it first.
Ah, in the haste to migrate from Reddit, I forgot to include that in the community header, here’s some info on what a tulpa is: https://www.tulpa.info/