Take my answer as snark, but: it has a catchy name that sounds like a thing. And it’s not invite only.

That person: “no.”

Blend it to make a milk drink.

My first vote is same as everyone else’s, but…maybe TSP?

I could wish the build quality was better for the money, but they pour great and the temp is accurate. It does a weird thing where it kinda sneaks up on the correct temp…so it gets to, say 210F really quickly then takes forever to get to 212. Overall positive and it beats the crap out of my tea kettle for v60.

Looks so sweet! Now please make the body transparent smoke-colored plastic!