Would rather watch this than what’s currently airing.
Would rather watch this than what’s currently airing.
“The lad doth protest too much. As it was before, the maiden shall be seated within the golem.”
“Alas, the maiden is bedridden and frail.”
“I care not for the fortitude of the maiden, nor the words of mine own council. The maiden shall seat herself within the golem even should the specter of death accompany her.”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
If he fulfills enough prescriptions, he gets a scepter.
Princess Diana’s driver’s heart: “Floor it, coward.”
Upvote because the thought of rolling fields of bananas made me happy.
Memories of something he had long forgotten.
Pockets.
The original, and still the best.
different lies
A Japanese person asks, “What did my school get wrong about Japan’s involvement in World War II?”
is given an exhaustive history of the World War II Pacific Theater
Good! The first series was unexpectedly great.
Konami fucked up by mistreating Hideo. Glad the actual talent working there has more sense about them.
Well that was equal parts hilarious and disturbing.
Horse, be ambitious!
23-19!
23-19!
Roz: “…I’ll get the shampoo and the fire hose…”
Of course you can start riding a bicycle again. It’s like riding a bicycle.
Anyone is capable of being violent with enough provocation in the heat of the moment. It’s the people who are willing to be violent while calm and having had time to think about it that are truly dangerous.
While entertaining a potential partner: “And here is my poop wall.”