Yo ho! Yo ho!

Shut up, brain! When we were 9, you didn’t even know what cringe was!

They’re actually all considered 6th gen consoles. There’s only a 3 year gap between the Dreamcast and the Xbox.

Dreamcast was 98

PS2 was 2000

GameCube and Xbox were both 01, the year Dreamcast was discontinued.

Dreamcast could have been a wild success, probably would have been, too. The major issue was that the Playstation was still totally dominating the market. 98 and 99 were both ridiculously strong years for PSX title releases. Then the PS2 released and totally overshadowed it. Sega just couldn’t keep up… Nobody could. Not until the market kinda leveled out in 05-06.

I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son…

It’s like something you’d expect to see out of Saw…

I want to play a game…

No really…

Oh cool, a bunch of soldiers whos only military experience is goose stepping in front of their glorious leader and filling up balloons with shit to float over South Korea…

They’re the global equivalent of the stereotypical trenchcoat wearing, wannabe-nazi bullies that leave flaming bags of shit on people’s doorsteps and couldnt spraypaint a swastika if they had a gun to their head.

I hope Kim rations them extra pants, cause given their track record, they’re going to be filling up more than balloons.

And above all that “CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!”

That’s not really a shitpost. That’s fucking good!

Reminds me of a stinger for Adult Swim or something from the early days of MTV animation or the art style Liquid Death uses.

I thought exactly the same…

Drink 2 of those a day and you’re up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I’ve seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks…

Always on the lookout for new irrational fears!

Canned, already brewed coffee from a company called Snapchill.

Looking at their site, a 6-pack is $30… No thanks…

Step outside into the heat and your sweat will instantly steam them out. Thanks global warming!

“Dry-cleaners hate this one millenial secret!”

Except this wasn’t done by the democrats… Literally the first sentence of the article.

A Republican-led effort to block one of President Joe Biden’s student loan debt relief programs in court has succeeded just days before it was set to go into effect.

You’re voting for the people who just put your head on the chopping block…

And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

So that’s how you get into porn…

Hey idiot… It’s called a student visa and all of the people I know who were here on one got their green cards shortly after graduating. That’s not some new genius idea… It’s how the system is meant to work…

What a weird thing to add all of a sudden…

Totally imagine that’s going to make the fight a cakewalk.