I make music. I play videogames. Nothing else to it.
SMH I can’t believe they did goku like this.
At’ta boy!
Fear not, friend! Have some garlic bread!
D:
No thanks. I’d rather talk to you about garlic bread. Here’s a brief history on it:
The history of garlic bread is somewhat unclear, but it’s believed to have originated in Southern Italy as a way to use up leftover bread. The original recipe involved rubbing sliced bread with garlic and olive oil, but over time, the recipe evolved. Butter, or burro, replaced olive oil, and the bread was baked or toasted instead of grilled.
“But p5!” You ask. “You’ve told us about its history, but not its types!” Well, look no further, friend! There are multiple types of garlic bread! Cheesy garlic bread, garlic knots, garlic pizza base, tomato bread, garlic naan bread, bruschetta, and even TEXAS TOAST! Isn’t that crazy? It’s like “normal” toast, except it’s TEXAS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH GARLIC BREAD THAT IS? Ah, I lost myself there. Excuse me. I just really, really feel very highly about garlic bread.
Anyway, could you imagine a world without garlic bread? The world is already a bad place, but man, without the glorious, garlic infused deliciousness of it, the world would be just awful. Children would scream and cry, I’d scream and cry, Canada would be a nuclear wasteland (if you can’t see the obvious correlation there I simply don’t know what to tell you, just open your eyes), families would fall apart, the housing market in Norway would plummet (again, obvious correlation there), the international economy would be burned to the ground, my neighbor Johnny would have to start hiding the bodies elsewhere, and communism would win. Could you imagine that? It’d be horrible! Thankfully, though, these are all hypothetical.
We’re all enjoying the “sex” here, but what’s truly sexy is a nice, heaping plate of garlic bread, fresh from the oven. Your wife isn’t the only warm hole in this situation if you’re adventurous enough! Yes, I’m implying you fuck garlic bread. There’s literally no other interpretation for what I just said. See? I made a funny sexual innuendo using garlic bread, hahaha! Phew, moving on. Did you know that garlic bread can literally cure depression? Even after everyone abandons you to your fate, you can always rely on garlic bread. If you suffer a gunshot wound, try rubbing garlic bread on it! It’ll be fixed in a jiffy. Did your kid get kidnapped? Have some garlic bread, that will make everything alright! Contemplating the existential crisis of existence and the impending, infinite void of nothingness that is death? Fuck that, have some garlic bread! The list goes on!
That’s all we can do man. I hope it works out…
Oh I’m sure, just Google it. I’m at work. Otherwise, I’d do it for ya, but I saw it live, and I died even more on the inside than what I thought was possible
My jaw dropped so hard at this. What even is this timeline?
Damn that was fast
Huh. I was wondering why I read about it once and then completely forgot about it. I actually have no idea if this was a good thing or a bad thing tbh so I don’t have an opinion
They “gave up” mostly because they were mad bethesda hadn’t released the CC yet.
In this case the “pokemon at home” is 1000 times better than the pokemon at the store
The catching of pals, the way you do it, mounting your pals, fighting in real time instead of turn based, the boss battles, the exploration are what people are specifically saying it does better than pokemon, and I 100% agree with that take.
Sure bro it’s cool. Have a nice day!
The other guy: NuH uH gIt Ur FlOoPiNt StRaWmAn AcCuSaTiOnS oUtTa HeRe!
I mean…it is, literally, factually better than pokemon is at its own formula. Not really a disrespectful take, and far from a strawman. And you’re kidding yourself if you think being inspired by something is the same thing as theft. Fun fact: pokemon lifted off of dragon quest. The fact that it is so successful is literally because it does pokemon better, but sure, “flippant accusations” lol. Congrats, you are the exact type of fanboy I’m talking about
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Nu uh.