Excuse me, it’s “uh, uhhh, finds a way.”

Apologies for being pedantic.

But really, this is my favorite post so far today. Ending my personal break on a high note and resuming chores with a smile.

Oakland was a pioneer with legislation on this. I recently read that they farm it out to neighboring cities. Fuck OPD.

I was telling someone about a book I had ordered. He commented that I buy lots of books. I explained that I purchase them aspirationally. If I read even a third of them, I’m doing well. Books are awesome.

I applaud this guy for making it work. If the system won’t work for you, go around it. Just be cautious cause it’ll fuck you back if it finds out.

This is a good one.

Some of those look pretty good. Sorry Germany. Spain beat you.

Dominance?! Ha!

I went something like six months without my glasses because I still had an old thin frame. It turned out they’d landed on the base of a black standing lamp. I couldn’t see them from six feet away (my rough height). It was when I bent down to plug something in that I found them. I’d probably lost them getting up to go to the bathroom after falling asleep on the couch cause they just “disappeared” one day. They were in plain sight (if I’d had them on) all along.

The military said it was investigating the incident and that it did not reflect its values.

Don’t worry everybody. They said this isn’t the norm.

/s

Fuckers.

Oh, I love this idea so much.

Yeah, I have Simplenote on my devices so that my plain text notes are always synced. Movies and TV shows we intend to watch, stuff to get at the store, unlock codes for lockers in the mail room of our building, stuff to discuss with my therapist, records I wanna find and buy, etc. I was at a show last night (Santigold and she kicked ass) and was jotting reminders for myself between songs. Having an instant notes repository is awesome.

I hate it despite realizing what a good life I have because I was born here with a lucky set of circumstances (cis white male). But I love parts of it, like the Bay Area and Oakland and all the surrounding hiking spots. If we didn’t share it with lunatics I’d feel a lot better about it from a policy perspective.

Now they can find it as underwhelming as I do!

Seriously, the tech is amazing but it lives in a drawer.

“Just the way events unfolded, it was very clear to me that something wasn’t right and I was being framed, and trying to be framed, and being set up,” he said on Your Defending Fathers, adding that he couldn’t get into “the specifics of things.”

Man, I really hate when I can’t go into specifics about the frame job someone is trying to pull on me. That’s just the worst. Don’t you hate that?

Jackass.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/michigan-lawmaker-neil-friske-says-he-was-framed-after-3-am-arrest

Why does this feel like it’s a flat-earth slide? I haven’t looked at any flat-earth propaganda, but I strongly suspect that it looks a lot like this.

That said, I’ll stick with my VMs regardless. I like simplicity.

That’s exactly why. Last Week Tonight has covered this topic. It’s probably available free on YouTube if you wanna look for it.

Lightning strikes and both candidates die in a horrible freak accident. Oh wait, you asked worst case…

Shut up and help me find an automated teller machine machine so I can buy a ticket to the game.

Bouncing camera technique. Gimbal needed.

When the character that’s “driving” keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

When two characters look at something off-camera in the distance and stare at different points in space (why didn’t the directory catch that?!).