Did I miss raktajino?
Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed
Did I miss raktajino?
Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed
we were inspired by the corporate motto, “Don’t be evil”
No you’ve got this all screwed up. It’s supposed to say…“Don’t, be evil”
Just put it in the replicator
drinking raktajino on the swing shift
If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter
Was a good read, thanks for sharing
Affecting 3,000 trucks? They sold 520,000 Silverados in 2022. Wonder how many are actually going to experience roof failure
Glass Onion is easy: annoying tech guy trope (musk, zuck, SBF)
Loot is obviously a reference to Melinda Gates/whoever divorced
I’d say so much billionaire content because our society pays a lot of attention to billionaires. It’s not like we have Royals anymore. Wealth/power fantasies.
Missile: zoomy boomy
When my wyze vacuum starts up, it loudly robotically says “starting cleaning” and wherever my dog is in the house, she flings herself directly at the vacuum in a frothing rage and follows it around the house trying to bite its spinning brush for corners. Whenever I say “starting cleaning”, my dog goes for the vacuum too
That is one way to get their attention
The Disney-Netflix merger is going to singlehandedly save the western economy for a year or two
Dr bronners soaps, change scent seasonally. Arm & Hammer deodorant, think it’s lavender scented. Kinda burns my armpits at times, but I’m not going to be one of those “I don’t wear deodorant but I don’t stink” people who actually is very stinky
I don’t suppose that’s a body of water there in the missing space?
No idea on this article, but yeah I swear 90% of local news I read is so clearly slanted in a way as to evoke a specific response, usually obvious ones (pro business, anti homeless, anti city, copaganda). It’s frustrating to be denied the actual story
You know how youtube content creators get a shitty plaque after so many people subscribe to their channel? I think they also get a budget string at the CIA under their name to pump out state approved content
18 years meatless and counting
Like that SNL skit where Phil Hartman can’t remember what his real voice sounds like, that is me after a day of toil in the customer service factory
For real. I was raised on slop, now that I’m a vegetarian, it doesn’t mean I don’t like the foods I grew up eating.
I guess the point is that we don’t need to rely on expensive substitutes made by the same corps that own slaughterhouses to make tasty, nutritious vegan food
At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day