Same thing that killed the humans, climate change.

Fun fact the South American short face bear is the only Ice aged giant that is thought not to be driven extinct by humans and fact humans could not hunt it, Tigers would be a pleasant snack for them.

Rome shall rise again!

Oh, yeah I own that calculator. I bought it from amazon, it was an extremely cheap Scientific calculator with a gimmicky writing pad that tricked me into buying it.

Unfortunately that lineage never had a chance to exist due to the carbon monoxide filling the cave.

It’s perfect.

sooo. Your saying you weren’t swindling people by lying about speaking to there dead relatives?

No, I actually believed it now can I get into heaven?

Well I can’t prove you wrong but I think I know a place that if you’re telling the truth will be heaven.

It’s always hard to sleep on vacation.

They should probably put curtains or something up on the few windows by the wing so people don’t panic

(FYI, this isn’t bad it’s a special tape to prevent drag, and the plain isn’t actually damaged)

There sure is a lot of overlap with people criticizing the technical interface of a calculator and nerds, wonder why that is? Oh well glad I’m not one of those nerds, now back to the clear button being so obtuse.

The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.

Extra hour of DLT be like.

Honestly probably easier than writing in machine code.

There’s no such thing as bad languages just bad programers anything outside of raw machine code is Just coping for a lack of skill.

Sir, we’ve invented the cure for cancer.

You throw that away and never speak of it again.

Sir?

We make more money from the treatment than the cure.

Given a single bulldog ant can kill a full grown adult and we are several orders of magnitude larger than them and there are 20 quadrillion of them each able to lift 50 times their own weight yeah, I would say it’s a good thing we are bigger than them.

Nothing to do with the picture of this ants antennas though.

Thank god, finally a bar that sells lizards and kills people who spend to much time in the bathroom, this place is perfect.

Did we really expect anything different from the crazy cat lady that runs across her roof at night?

The internet shall will it into existence,

We will command ‘er to exist.

We will do just like the third rike ‘r never mind.

O’Brian’s generation is like 300 years.

I’m ghosting My Girlfriend.

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You sick Fuck.