Heh, your reaction is totally valid, I had the same thoughts when I was looking at the comic. I added “so people don’t think it’s gay” just to be funny, I don’t know anything about the artist. I was mainly drawing attention to the fact that–as you just said–nobody has to do this. We get the joke without the tits.

I’m glad one of the eternal spectres of death was female-coded so we know it’s not a gay romance between two personifications of the grave.

There’s a missing 4th piece of poster board, that would be placed to the right.

It would have read:

ROOM
, YOU ASSHOLE

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FYI, if they have a warrant, they no longer need your consent to do a search. Still ask for and check the paperwork, but while you’re doing that they’re gonna be searching your house. If you try to stop them you’ll be arrested.

God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we’d be free of if it were?

“It got me” as in “I was surprised and laughed really hard”

Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.

I had a problem with cards getting demagnetised, for a long time. IDK if i just have different stuff in my wallet now or what, but it happened to me for years and then stopped happening, years ago.

Cashiers would always try rubbing it with a plastic bag, which frequently worked, which makes me think something something static electricity something magnets??

I mean, he’s always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you

Intent matters in criminal law and would be considered in future cases of this type. If someone is being arrested for violating the law, and the intent of the arrest is to prosecute legitimate criminal behavior, you’re good. If it can be shown that the intent was political retaliation, you’re in the shit.

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On the contrary: guys like that are big on fear. That’s at the root of conservatism and toxic masculinity: fear of losing one’s life, one’s property, one’s place in the social hierarchy.

When he saw another gun come out, he felt fear. Nothing teaches you better than that.

I mean, that’s probably not gonna get the girl, but I think you taught her dad a little humility

I mean, no shit. Didn’t she win her first election with 89% of the vote or something

Are these things literally Little Tykes Cozy Coupes like wtf

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If you’re going to report on a Supreme Court’s failure to consider a case, I’m begging you, tell us in the headline what the appellate decision was. Don’t make us dig 10 paragraphs down to find out whether the case was decided for or against.

(Since I don’t want to do the exact same thing: The appellate decision held that the commission could continue to be elected by a statewide, rather than a region-by-region vote. This is equivalent to letting voters in Texas have a say in who California’s senators should be.)

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So they overturned the students’ vote and probably pissed off every high school student, undermined everyone’s trust, so they could veto… Bulldogs? What was so bad about Bulldogs?