Ivanka Trump lost her appeal and is officially set to testify in the fraud trial against the Trump Organization.

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    Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

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      Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

      Dont name him Donald.

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          “Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?”

          “Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald.”

          “But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn’t tease me if I was named Donald.”

          “Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth.”

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        I don’t want to one up both of you guys, but my wife is making enchiladas tomorrow. So things are going really well around here. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

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      Congratulations!

      Please don’t give your son a pun name, or an “original” name from a recent movie.

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        You just reminded me of trying to enjoy a video game while some dipshit yelled at his crying baby, Khaleesi, to be quiet so he could focus. The last thing he heard before being booted from the raid was, “The character’s name is Daenerys.”

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          Another one! I met a kid named Khaleesi too, I felt so bad. And that same day met a kid named Sephiroth. Like what are these parents thinking? I respect the Sephiroth slightly more though, at least that was the character’s name.

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            I like to imagine the parents explaining why they named their daughter Khaleesi. “Well, we thought it was the name of a lady who got sold by her brother to a barbarian warlord, became a queen, and then lost her shit, and burned a bunch of people to death. Oh yeah, there’s a bunch of incest and rape in the story too but we’ll save that for when you’re a little older. And anyway, that’s not even actually her name. Turns out Khaleesi is just ‘princess’ in a made up language.”

            Agreed completely on Sephiroth. Seph isn’t a terrible nickname either.

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          “She’s not named after the character, guys. She’s named Khaleesi because she’ll always be my little Princess.”

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      As a fellow Dad, this warms my heart to read. There will be no moment quite like that one in your life. Sending you good luck, good vibes and a whole lot of love.