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Vladimir Egorov, an ally of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was found dead on Wednesday, according to Russian state media. Tobolsk City Duma deputy Egorov, 46, a member of Putin’s ruling United Russia party, fell from the third floor window of a house on Kedrovaya Street in Tobolsk in the Tyumen Oblast, Russian Telegram channel Baza, which has links to Russian security services, reported. Russian daily newspaper Izvestia also cited a source as saying that Egorov could have fallen out of a third floor window. Newsweek couldn’t immediately verify the cause of Egorov’s death and has contacted Russia’s Foreign Ministry via email for comment. The press service of the Investigative Directorate for the Tyumen region told Russia’s state-run news agency RIA Novosti that investigators are “establishing all the circumstances of the incident.” Last year, Egorov became one of the richest deputies of Tobolsk, with his income amounting to 9.1 million rubles (about $100,500), Russian news outlet RBC reported on Thursday.
Falling out windows seem like a leading cause of death in russia, just after going on jaunts across the border in Ukraine. And both are easily preventable.
Oopsies
Russian NPC’s aka general population: “Must’ve been the wind”
“Good work, 47. Now locate an exit.”
Hey, not cool comparing Russians to NPCs; I’ve seen game NPCs with more capacity for independent thinking
Here’s to hoping he invites Donnie shitty drawers for tea on the balcony someday who knows.
Russian windows are just giant holes in the wall with no glass and every room has random banana peels thrown around. It’s the only explanation. Unless…
Every sane Russian better avoid stairs and windows.
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A useful word for situations like this is defenestrate. It means to throw a person or thing out of a window.
Defenestly
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Nothing to see here. According to 72.ru, one of the most likely reasons to fall out of window is “heart conditions”. No joke. Source: https://72.ru/text/incidents/2023/12/28/73068230/ - “One of the most likely causes - heart problems, - our interlocutor clarified.” - Translation by Firefox Translations.
It’s like headline madlibs.
Vladimir _______, Putin _____ found dead after falling from ________ window.
Take out the spaces and that’s a damned good headline.
I know kids fresh out of college that make more than he did.
I skimmed over ally and got super excited for a second.
Bruh.
$100k USD is… rich in Russia?
To the average Russian, I’d assume so.
Defenestrationgoes back more than 600 years. Probably even older, my guess is around the invention of windows and higher story buildings