jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:

Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    They essentially just restarted records, mostly in the name of safety, as most stadiums don’t have the room for people throwing 120+ meters.