That’s ok. They have Dr. Cletus, who got his MD at the school of Common Sense and did his residency at the hospital of Traditional American Values.
Red states don’t care about having physicians trained from filthy leftist academia propagandizing them with “facts” from scientists trying to sell books. Cletus is more competent to perform surgery than any blue state “Doctor,” because he knows the south will rise again, and he has gumption and a can do attitude. Checkmate, stuff in books!
The most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.
Now wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?
Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to, 🤢, help one another doesn’t count!
God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.
So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”
oh, uh,… okay…
well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
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(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the
bodyblood of christ)Even though not all drinks are
Thanks for the laugh! :D
Oh, they’ll care when they actually get sick and are staring death in the eye. Then the “researchers” on facebook will lose their luster and they’ll want an actual heart surgeon. Too bad they all fled your backwoods state.
I wonder if Dr. Cletus would give me a prostate exam
Honey, If you got some meth on you, Dr. Cletus will examine anything you like 😉
With a gun barrel for even thinking he’d do liberal shit maybe
hello, i had to give my pastor $5 for this comment
What
This is the best summary I could come up with:
One of Louisiana’s few doctors specializing in pediatric heart conditions is leaving the state after the Legislature passed a variety of bills aimed at restricting rights for LGBTQ people.
Kleinmahon, who is gay, told WDSU that he and his husband had planned to retire in New Orleans, but he now feels like the anti-LGBTQ legislation passed by the Legislature has made the state a hostile place for families like his.
Kleinmahon wrote in a post on Instagram that he moved back to Louisiana five years ago with the goal of building one of the best pediatric heart transplant programs in the country.
He doesn’t want to leave that behind, but he wrote that he and his husband, Tom, “have discussed at length the benefits of continuing to live in the South, as well as the toll that it takes on our family.”
“This is a wonderful new opportunity, but it is incredibly sad to leave our home, our friends, colleagues, and patients and their families,” he wrote on Instagram.
I’m a bot and I’m open source!
Quality physicians make a massive impact on the communities they serve, especially someone of Dr. Kleinmahon‘s speciality since it’s so rare. The fact that he and his family were literally committed to staying in New Orleans forever is so heartbreaking, and now their entire family is leaving. Great job republicans!
I hope the two other heart surgery specialists in the state are non-gay, god loving patriots (/s).
What took him so long to figure it out?
Bow ties are so 2005.
Lies. Hot af
More like 1855 tbh
So what? There are tons of doctors waiting in line.
just one of three pediatric heart doctors with his specialty in Louisiana
Are they? It was in the summary, no need to click the link dude…
No there aren’t actually, there’s a huge shortage of medical personnel nationwide.
Tons? There are only two
Running away never solves anything, what a coward
