• squiblet@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.

      So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”

      oh, uh,… okay…