Fictional options for animated biopics, why not

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    7 months ago

    My cat. Everyone would be played by cats. Untrained cats, just put them together in relevant places and roll camera. It’s art now.

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    Nicolas Cage.

    Doesn’t matter that he isn’t even close to being a match, but the movie would most certainly be entertaining.

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    Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Timothee Chalamet. Not as one person blended together, but them having a threesome. Directed by Denis Villeneuve. Score by Vangelis.

    That’s me.

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      7 months ago

      I had a hard time thinking of someone even remotely matching my elaborate style and high class. This is exactly it. Jack Black, messy beard, clothing that looks like he dressed in a small, completely dark closet.

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    I’m thinking the actress for MJ in Spiderman (forgot her name) is the closest match, but it would still be a very rough one. For starters, I’m wondering how well she’d do in leg guards or if she could do a Kiwi accent.

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      I’m thinking the actress for MJ in Spiderman

      do you mean Kirsten Dunst?

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        7 months ago

        MJ is Michelle Jones-Watson played by Zendaya in the latest Spiderman films. Kirsten Dunst played Mary-Jane Watson in the Spiderman films from two decades ago, the ones with the first trailer at the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers.

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          7 months ago

          They said “Spiderman” not “Spiderman: Homecoming” nor “Spiderman: Far From Home” nor “Spiderman: No Way Home”.

          And in the original Spiderman, Mary-Jane was often called MJ by Spiderman.

          Pedantic enough for you?

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    7 months ago

    Probably Keanu Reaves. We went to the same schools growing up and have similar ethnicity. I don’t actually remember him, though I must’ve passed him in the hall? He’s a few years my senior.

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    Either Jack Black or Daniel Day-Lewis, depending on who directs/who’s casting.

    Edit: I’m not saying I look like Daniel Day-Lewis, I’m saying I like to think my life would require an actor of his caliber and complexity. Probably Rob Schneider would suffice, in reality.

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      7 months ago

      In a similar vein, not Rob Schneider the actor, but that racist stereotype Mexican he plays in a bunch of movies. I would find it hilarious in a “I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude” way.

      Wait.

      RDJ playing Rob Schneider playing that character.

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      7 months ago

      Daniel Day Lewis?! Now, I know you’re being disingenuous. Please use no fewer than 25 words between the; painter, journeyman cobbler, chef, bon vivant, quite possibly the greatest actor of his generation and Rob “screaming internally for validation” Schneider.