• penquin@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    “I’m pulling up riiiiiight now. Onnnnnnne second. There, I’m parked. Now, why is my license suspended again?”

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      4 months ago

      “I’m a bit nervous with this being my first court case, so I hope you don’t mind that I’m a bit drunk”

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      4 months ago

      For real though, why was his license suspended in the first place? Like, I feel way differently about this story if the defendant is a repeat drunk driver vs someone who just didn’t pay to register their car or whatever.

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        4 months ago

        There’s also the non-zero chance he wasn’t informed his license was suspended. Not sure about Michigan laws on that though.