Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

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      Bring back the classics. Not sure when/ why rotten tomatoes went out of style. Rotting onions could be a good remix/ update.

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        Tomatoes splat really well, especially rotten ones. Maybe eggs would be good, but tomatoes are cheaper. I think an open source easy to make at home slimy and smelly (preferably also something that stains) water balloon solution could do the job for a modern consumer base. Who wants to carry around smelly rotten tomatoes?

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    Why chant bring back Twitter, I mean if it was rebranded back to Twitter, it’s still owned by Elon and it’s still shit.

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      The new name alone isn’t what made Twitter crap, but it is symbolic of the massive changes made to the site by the new management. I like to think of it this way: Twitter is dead. X is the reanimated corpse.

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        X is modern New Coke. At this point, I’m not even sure which of the worst CEOs I’d compare musk to. He’s like all of their worst traits rolled into one. I have no doubt there’s some weird financial accounting going on at Tesla, just that they haven’t been found out just yet. His involvement into the crypto sphere and with doge should have thrown up regulatory alarm bells already.

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        A chant with more words becomes a song.

        Now a song about how shitty x is, sang by hundreds, like what football fans do, that would be great to hear.

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        Watching Twitter crash and burn under musk has been so much fun. It being a haven for all the worst dregs of humanity and an advertiser’s worst nightmare is just the cherry on top. Old Twitter before mush for brains musk was still salvageable. He’s somehow done everything to make it worse.

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      I would say specifically because he loves his precious X so much, thinks it’s such a great idea, that it’s a good chant.

      Twitter was shit before Musk bought it. It’s just even worse now.

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      I think what we really want is to have it restored to pre-musk-ownership level of functionality. But that doesn’t make for a nice four syllable group chant. Also I doubt the douche is capable of ever admitting how wrong he was.

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    I hate Elon Musk as much as anyone else with a working brain but let’s be honest, the world would be an infinitely better place if Twitter died lol

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      Maybe. But the fact is that it was used by people in uprisings. It is a powerful tool for the people. There is a reason why wealthy people from the middle east backed and funded musk taking it over. They wanted to take away a tool used by the people in revolution.

      It probably contributed to a lot of stupidity and human suffering, but it also could have been used to great effect if us common folk could have learned to wield it appropriately. The rich and powerful were afraid of it, that alone should tell you that it’s death is a bad thing.

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        Exactly it was allowing us lower class a place to try hold large corporations liable.

        I remember using it to call out large corporations when some franchise fucked up. 9 out 10 times the issue was addressed.

        But a lot of people use it to organize.

        Musk wants to destroy any tool that would aid people to rise up.

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      Nothing > Twitter > X

      Let’s bring back Twitter then work on deleting Twitter.

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      the world would be an infinitely better place if Twitter died

      I think that Twitter is good for footage of emergency-type situations.

      All sorts of people who don’t know each other put images or video up, and the community is pretty good at associating it.

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        I think that Twitter is good for footage of emergency-type situations.

        All that is happening is why Twitter was never the right place for this type of information.

        Lazy journalism dictated by corporate bean counters and now we have whatever x is.

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      Agreed. Like, a lot of people bitch about how twitter is a cancer and all of social media.

      So…why keep it?

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      Imo the biggest problem is that it’s way too easy to use. Something as simple as an 8th grade math question or hiding the tweet button in a menu would make it so much better

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    Haven’t drugs been used as an explanation for his mammoth missteps with Twitter? Because the way this guy is piloting the ship, he’s going to crash it into Prince William Sound at any moment. They’ll be scrubbing stupid posts off the seabirds for months.

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        But some drugs can affect your intelligence, and if he was intelligent enough to at least lay low and take credit for others’ work before, it appears he no longer has at least that baseline.

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          It has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. Not even in the slightest. He acted this way before he bought Twitter. He acted this way when he wormed his way into Paypal. This is just his thing. The only difference is people give him attention now. Iron Man, Rick and Morty, and the general Internet praise made him too comfortable.

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            I think the Rick and Morty joke flew over people’s heads tbh. He’s kinda portrayed as a useless dick, I mean his character just did what he does in real life. Let others solve the problem while he tries to take some or all credit.

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          Constant praise by sycophants and people wanting to believe in a better future at the hand of high tech billionaires also does the trick. It works like a pump for inflatable egos.

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      Well thank you for making me choke on my coffee. That seabirds comment really caught me off guard.

      Drugs, a breakdown, midlife crisis, or just Elon showing us who Elon actually is. Find out on the next episode of downward spiral!

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    Do you guys think there’s a part of him that realizes that people dislike him for a legitimate reason? I mean, he started out being the darling of the internet, when he was in the early stages with SpaceX and Tesla. His cult of personality was pretty large. Obviously he still has fanboys, but he has to realize that he ended up on the fringe, right? Right?

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      No way in hell. He thinks everyone is just jealous, not realizing that most of us don’t want the problems that come with being ultra-rich, we just think he is a spoiled brat.

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        I’d take a billion dollars though. Live out my life without ever needing to worry much about anything.

        It’s that egotistical need to use that money to exert power to control people that I’m not interested in.

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          A billion is way too much. 5 to 10 million is all anyone needs to retire. I can see maybe “needing” 25 million if your hobby is racing cars. More than that is just needless hoarding.

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            Yeah, but in real life I’m Nicholas Cage and I gotta buy a bunch of crazy shit. Couldn’t possibly retire on anything less than $800 million!

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      I think if it took him as long as it did to figure out people liked him, it’s going to take at least that long for him to realize they don’t.

      Then again with the obvious ego boost of the first part of that, the question then becomes: even if and when he does realize it, will he care?

      I look forward to the day his story is a cautionary tale.

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      I would think so. But at this point, he has made his choice. Don’t think a baby face turn is in the cards. Might as well become Emperor Palpatine at this point.

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        If Musk is Palpatine, then is Zuckerberg Snoke? Does Musk have a jar full of Zucks like in that mess of a Star Wars movie?

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      He knows, and he doesn’t care.

      Once he became the richest person on the planet, he stopped giving a shit. Money buys anything he wants, so why should he.

      Honestly, as much as I think he’s a db, and i dislike what hes become, I kinda find it makes him more relatable. I mean, who wouldn’t be consumed by extreme money and power? If anything, it distracts from the idea that you’re a giant cash bag and reminds people that you’re only human. Although from what I understand, he always been this way, and he just had a great PR team in the beginning.

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        With the tantrums he throws, I doubt he doesn’t care.

        Pretty sure he employs a meme shitposter group that makes propaganda to make the internet like him.

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      Well now his ego is hurt and we get to see what else he ruins in a tantrum lol I wonder if he’ll try to buy out the IP and call it EX or something equally dumb lol

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        That’d be fun, especially considering that he’ll have to pay big bucks to Tencent, who wholly own Riot Games. All discussion would quickly devolve into a anti/pro China flamewar

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    Oh no, now what is he going to ruin. This man has a “new idea to improve things” everytime a crowd boo’s him

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    Don’t stop him! He’s making the world a solid! He’s eliminating Twitter ffs.

    Give him new ideas like join with a paid invitation only.

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      The issue is, as others pointed out, that Twitter was extremely powerful for groups in oppressive countries to coordinate their activities. So much so, that some governments had resorted to switching off the internet for the whole country to combat social media; particularly Twitter.

      It’s entirely plausible that the supposed large sums of money that Elon received from Middle Eastern groups to help buy Twitter was for the expressed purpose to destabilize Twitter and destroy the brand. That way once Twitter is gone dissident groups can no longer organize and will be easy to oppress.