• blergh@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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        1 year ago

        Urban millennials. It’s barely even ironic, although in my experience the retreat into hedonism and arrested development are coping mechanisms for a world that isn’t even remotely what any of the adults in the 90s promised us it would be. Any outward excitement is simply a mask over a deep ennui.

        Also it’s a copypasta.

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        1 year ago

        Do you not like the hustle and bustle of the big city? As Donald Trump used to say before they arrested him — Sad.

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              1 year ago

              Okay, I’m going to give you some advise before I block your stupidity.

              Look closely at what you said and the comment that replied to you and realize the ignorance of what you said next.

              You still have time to gain awareness and not be a dumbass in life.

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                1 year ago

                I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”