Pay was 18 to 22 hr.
This job listing is unfuckingbelievable.
Wow…
Canonical does this kinda shit for their remote programming jobs. Not hand written but want like a high school essay on your feelings.
Not a big fan of theirs what with snaps and all / direction they’ve taken ubuntu in general these days but I can somewhat see that for a programming job where you would ostensibly have to write decent commit messages, comment code, and other documentation.
I would still find it kind of pretentious and annoying to write something that is essentially for little to no practical purpose other than for someone to judge you by (there are other ways to evaluate writing skills… Such as portfolios/resume/etc)
Edit: was curious… my word count above is 87, for reference
I read some pretty awful commit messages. I have this Russian colleague. Who is super smart but his English isn’t great. So he basically doesn’t leave any commit messages and his pull request are always blank with no descriptions no matter how many times I ask him to please comment what I am reviewing.
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Ok that’s great. It doesn’t change the fact their requirement was 150 words. If handwriting analysis is that fucking important it should only be requiring a sentence or two. And even then that’s still fucking ridiculous
150 words isn’t all that much lol
Okay write one for me and scan it in PDF format and email it to me when you’re done
I’m leaving an internet comment. Not applying for a job.
it’s just a theory, maybe their ai software needs a certain amount of data to be able to work. i.e. maybe they are trying to make sure that you write out as close to all 26 letters as they can, write multiple sentences so they can analyze your sentence structure, spelling ability, etc
God dam, that’s a lot of bullshit to go through for 18 an hour. Seems excessive. But why would they NEED to do that anyway? Why are they requiring that?
it’s all social credit score type stuff
You ain’t lying
Fucking young people today, they just don’t want to work, that’s why we can’t find any employees /s
That hiring retard needs to be fired
I’m glad I’m on a server that doesn’t ban people for saying retard. I feel Iike I’m in 2007 again and not 2023. It’s not that I use that word extensively, but I feel like people today are just out to prove that they are the most virtuous. Like it’s some sort of religion to them and they want to make sure they get a good spot in social heaven.
