TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up169arrow-down1external-linkMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 months ago“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
minus-squareSadTrain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoDinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
minus-squareawwwyissss@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoAnd you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?