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“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
Whatever you say, Red!
I’M COMIN’, 'LIZABETH!
I’m coming Elizabeth
“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk
“Oh, Briita is in this?”
- Dean Craig T Pelton
That was my first thought lol
This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.
“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”
Kind of based ngl