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minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·11 months agoGET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoYou whores are going to hell. Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion. You need to use the poophole loophole.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThat’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
minus-squarePeaty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoTechnically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoCan’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): relevant Garfunkel and Oates video Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
Can’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.