I always forget about my naval. When I was younger I would never wash behind my ears.
I never wash my eyeballs, it really stings so I avoid it.
EDIT: typo
I am not a doctor, but you should see one because that should not sting.
That’s weird, I thought it stings for everyone
What kind of soap are you using?
Anything stings really, even just water but that’s bearable
Oh that’s completely normal then carry on.
No pain no gain. Squirt that soap directly into your eyeballs!
Is there any discolouration?
I don’t thinks so, they were always kind of blue
Aha. Classic case of blue balls. You should paint it Red to offset the issue.
You’ve killed another one, doctor. Congratulations
You forget your naval and I forget my soldiers
No soldier left behind.
I never fail to take care of my little soldier in the shower
Here’s a lil Head & Soldiers™ for ya!
Thanks for the laugh
Anything for you 😘
Legs and feet - I assume they get clean enough by the running water.
The bottom of your feet, and in between your toes, won’t be cleaned well (if at all) by the running water.
Welp, I guess my feet just have a healthy flora then because they’re healthy and don’t smell bad. I usually wear open toe sandals anyways.
Soap just loosens dirt and grime. You actually need to agetate it with your hand/wash cloth/loofah in order to remove said dirt and grime.
Same. The only time my legs and feet get scrubbed is in the bath. It’s just too awkward to balance in the shower. If I suffered from stinky feet, I’d do it, but I don’t, so I don’t.
behind my ears! I have to continuously remind myself to do it. just keep forgetting to do it for some reason.
A thanatologist once told me that lots of people don’t wash behind their ears properly.
I heard from secondary school at some point that it’s usually the dirtiest part of the body
But I don’t want to get my hair wet.
Eye ball
Which one?
Third
That’s nothing to be ashamed of. Lots of people cry in the shower.
My legs and my feet, to be fair i mostly focus on my armpits and private parts
Legs in particular get a lot less attention from me in the winter as mine tend to dry out and become itchy even with moisturization.
Inside my mouth. I mostly wash the outside of my body.
mostly?
I like to soak hot (non-pressurized) water into my ears, and then let the now-molten earwax flow out once I straighten up.
I also don’t own a bidet, so I use the shower telephone to powerwash my asshole. If I happen to fart during that process, well, call it the poor man’s enema.
That’s why you get a bidet! With a bit more pressure they work like an enema. Just relax, fill up, purge, repeat. It’s great to combat mild constipation. Prevents butt slime - when you go and the last bit of poop refuses to come out, then slowly leaks out as you walk around.
There are cheap $20 ones that work fine. That area of your body isn’t particularly sensitive to cold water.
Sometimes you just got a gnarly pee.
Feet
My legs, the shower is small and I am tall so it’s a lot of work to actually soap them up properly. Usually I only bother maybe every second or third shower.
The inside
Not always though…
Not so much cleaned … but thoroughly conditioned
The inside.
I regularly swallow soap to clean my insides. I don’t understand why people keep ignoring it?
Just drink some bleach. I heard from some very intelligent man that it is good for cleaning your insides.
I cna help you with that. Or at least 15cm inside.
My head. I only wash my hair once a week.
Depending on your hair type, that’s ideal!
It is ideal for me. But it means I have to wipe down my ears with wet wipes everyday.
Yeah, armpits… forget them from time to time.
No worries, you’re perfectly normal 👍.
Signed: The guy with ADHD… probably… not diagnosed… have no idea 🤷… maybe it’s the drugs…
On weekends I don’t use deodorant so in the shower my armpits get a refresh.
I only use deodorant when going out or to events, which is pretty close to never nowadays 🤣.
Just the occasional MTG tournament, eh?
i do it cuz of the gathering part 🤣🤣🤣
I’d love to be able to do this but I’d have armpit stains down to my bellybutton after 5 minutes. Hyperhidrosis is… fun?
Yeah, that is a problem, agreed. No choice in that case 🤷.
Having been there; see if you can get a diagnosis. The medication is way cheaper and allowed me to stop self medicating completely, which has all sorts of other benefits.
No one diagnoses that here, I live in a fucked up country. Have to go abroad for that, but currently, no money for that, have a small kid 🤷.
You might be able to find something tele-medicine related. I’m bout familiar with your specifics, but thought I’d mention it.
Good luck friend. The struggle is real.
Yeah, that might be an option… thanks for the advice 👍.
feet
My naval! I’m very thorough when showering - I absolutely hate feeling dirty. But I think the ol’ belly button gets overlooked because of how concave it is.
I used to be better about it, but the whole chose of getting it all opened and unfolded just to get my sponge in there in all the nooks and crannies it has for whatever reason, then rolling it back up and folding it into its pouch, all to have like what three, four maybe six hours before it starts smelling again. It’s just not worth it.
Not that I just let it ruin everyone’s day, mind you. I’ve always got ice breakers or altoids and at least one, often two chip clips on me at all times.
Now, I don’t want to alarm you, but it sounds like you have a rather unique situation if you must unfold your naval, and that it smells after 6 hours from washing it.
