Who keeps the metric system down?
Who keeps the metric system down?
“I’m sorry (this got out).”
That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
Of course, that’s what estrogen does.
Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻
Thanks, couldn’t have done it without you.
I don’t think I’ve spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I’m happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.
Congrats you invented Rugby 2
I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.
I did competitive sex in high school. At least that’s what coach called it.
Finally some good news.
Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
Don’t worry, she’ll raise her salary.
That looks cool and is a neat way to avoid vibrating your neighbours’ ceiling or walls.
Ça me surprend que le Canada est en dessous de la ligne.
Mmmm, boot. So tasty. Lick lick yum.