As a hetero: lol. Thanks, I’m stealing this.
I got a ton of ‘em!
Our meme folder. 😎
Seems to be missing from the thread (only last name mentioned at time of post):
Mr Tiny Dick is Fabián Basabe. I heard he kisses men. Ok, that last part isn’t true. But I hope it’s an intrusive thought.
I saw something on Facebook that I wish I could find. It was a tweet by a guy that said bisexuality was only when you had sex with both genders, it couldn’t be attraction to both genders because then everybody would be bisexual.
Nobody wanted to tell him.
If someone was accused of sexism would you say “heard he kisses women”. Like this whole thing of joking about homophobic people being gay, at what point is it a little homophobic itself. Like all the cartoons depicting Trump as doing “stuff” with Putin
You’re right. It could be read as a touch homophobic. But I only say it because I know he’d dislike it, not because I think there’s anything wrong with kissing men or sucking dick or eating ass. I make jokes about me sucking dick to disparage conservatives and I don’t even suck dick. Still, maybe I’ll retire that line of attack.
He can participate all he wants, they just don’t have to give him his his own float…
Like, imagine the shit show every parade would be if anyone that wanted to got a float.
The Macy’s day parade would be going on till new year’s
OK but that would be an amazing law, imagine the sights we’d see!
I know the first Mad Max is considered a prequel because there’s some semblance of society left…
But goddamn, I would love it for this to be the origin of their society. Like one year it reaches critical mass and a major parade is still going when the next is scheduled to start.
And the only way to replace one is to destroy the ongoing one thru combat
We go thru generations of the Parade Wars, with shit becoming so all consuming that it’s the only thing that survived. The instinctual compulsion to ridiculous performative vehicles that actually move incredibly slowly when you think about it.
I could see how the whole “witness me!” thing originated more civilly, with the requirement being two unrelated witnesses and a notary on float application paperwork.
You didn’t fill out the proper forms…
IN TRIPLICATE!!!